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IRVING, Texas - Terrell Owens has gone from stomping on the Dallas Cowboys' star logo to wearing it on his helmet. Yeehaw!
Good. I think T.O. will finally cool off on the Cowboy roster. They're in no way known for hotheads and showboats.
As long as he leaves my Eagles alone I couldn't care less. Go mess with Texas you loudmouth brat.
NEW YORK - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. ..."So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!" All hail R. Hon Lubbard
Tom Cruise doesn't want the South Park guys to make fun of him and his science fict...religion. New reoccuring feature, Tom Cruise is a douchebag. Well, new to this blog anyway.
SAN ANGELO, Texas -- Tom Green County commissioners gave extra preparation time Saturday to a group proposing a faith-based prison in San Angelo. Praise Lon H. Rubbard!
I actually agree with this completely. We should put religious extremists in faith-based prisons. They can even run the prison. Just stay away from the children.
Classic example of missionary thinking.
Good. I think T.O. will finally cool off on the Cowboy roster. They're in no way known for hotheads and showboats.
As long as he leaves my Eagles alone I couldn't care less. Go mess with Texas you loudmouth brat.
NEW YORK - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. ..."So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!" All hail R. Hon Lubbard
Tom Cruise doesn't want the South Park guys to make fun of him and his science fict...religion. New reoccuring feature, Tom Cruise is a douchebag. Well, new to this blog anyway.
SAN ANGELO, Texas -- Tom Green County commissioners gave extra preparation time Saturday to a group proposing a faith-based prison in San Angelo. Praise Lon H. Rubbard!
I actually agree with this completely. We should put religious extremists in faith-based prisons. They can even run the prison. Just stay away from the children.
Classic example of missionary thinking.
posted by Luke McIntyre at 3/20/2006 12:52:00 AM
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