Obviously not a ninja

The Fark.com summary of this news article killed me - "Ways not to get a job at the CIA: tell the guard that God sent you, and then assume a fighting stance when he says go away"

WASHINGTON - A West Virginia man allegedly attacked a guard on the grounds of the CIA, sources tell WTOP. The bizarre incident happened March 10 when the man, identified as Jeffrey Anderson, went to Langley and told a guard, "God told him to apply for a job."

The guard reportedly told Anderson that's not how people get hired and ordered him to leave. Anderson began to walk away but then dropped his jacket and assumed a fighting position, sources say. HIYAH!