The real American past-time

"We're never satisfied when it comes to food. 'You know what would be good on this hamburger? A ham sandwich! And instead of a bun we use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast! Look out McGriddle, here comes the donut hamhamburger!'

You guys laugh, but you know there's someone at Dunkin' Donuts going, 'That's not a bad idea.'" -- Jim Gaffigan, comedian

NBC - The minor-league team Gateway Grizzlies of the Frontier League will begin selling a concessions item that is not for the calorie-conscious, ESPN reported.

"Baseball's Best Burger," as the Grizzlies call it, will consist of a hamburger topped with cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon -- all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut.

The burger is not for the faint of heart -- literally -- and will contain roughly 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat. The full meal

I will never doubt Jim Gaffigan again. Personally, I wait can't to sink my teeth into a meat-juice soaked donut. Don't forget the side of cheese fries.

Doctors say one of the major causes of American obesity (being fat) is drinking too much soda. Maybe they're overlooking the fact that people are using soda to wash down their 1,000 calorie donut hamburgers.

It doesn't even look good in the picture. Yeesh.