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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Cruise made studio head

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Movie superstar Tom Cruise and MGM are partnering to resurrect the historic United Artists movie studio founded by Charlie Chaplin and associates, MGM's CEO announced Thursday.

As an actor, I like Tom Cruise. Crazy actors are the best ones. I still like Mel Gibson's movies, though he's more into production nowadays. I'm a big Robert Downey Jr. fan too. Cruise's performance as a producer... not so spectacular. He's better in front of the camera, I think.

But the real question here: can they not use a normal photo of Tom Cruise anymore? Yes, he's crazy as hell. Do we have to emphasize that fact? Let's just be obvious with it; just use pictures of the Oprah debacle as the standard Tom Cruise picture from now on.

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com)-- In a press conference today, movie superstar Tom Cruise confirmed that he is, and will continue to be, bat shit crazy. Cruise was not asked specifically about his craziness or the bat shit level of it, but rather was asked how Katie Holmes was doing as a new mother, to which he responded "corn cobs."


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