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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I need a name

Last week I signed the paperwork that officially makes me an employee of Go Triad. I'm going to be writing a bi-weekly column about cheap food in Greensboro (greasy hamburgers, sketchy takeout places, things a single college student eats without a second thought). The first one prints June 1. Free lance work, experience with a professional weekly, and excellent writing clips. The only problem?

My column needs a name.

Suggestions? It needs to be short, and has to convey the idea that the column is about cheap food. Complicated I know, but I'm out of ideas. Your turn.

16 Comments:

Blogger Roch101 said...

Brainstorming here:

Hell grazing
Make Luke puke
Operation mastication
Eat up
Eatage
Feed lot
Sir Eatsalot
Grub
Grub-a-hubbub

Best I can do. (I have a little brain.)

5/10/2006 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger Roch101 said...

Operation bile
Weapon of mastication

5/10/2006 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kayaklady12 said . . .
Cheap Healthy Grubs

5/11/2006 09:32:00 AM  
Blogger Brook Taylor said...

Grease Bucket?

I'm a fan of that Operation Mastication too...

5/11/2006 11:07:00 AM  
Blogger Luke McIntyre said...

Weapon of mastication killed me. And these definitely won't be healthy grubs.

5/11/2006 06:44:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Killian said...

EAT THIS.

And you should re-shoot your mug so that you're grabbing your crotch.

Which is covered only by a giant cheeseburger.

5/11/2006 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Killian said...

Also:

Huge congrats on the gig.

Can't think of anyone better for it. You'll love working with Carla.

5/11/2006 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger Luke McIntyre said...

Carla has inspired me. Not in the muse sort of way, or that I'm sucking up for a raise, but I'm glad she's got a legitimate newspaper job while also having visible tattoos. I have this odd obsession with getting tattoos on my hands and forearms. If I'm putting art on me, I want to be able to see it. Hidden tattoos lose some of their allure.

"Oh Luke, you got a tattoo? Show me!"
(start taking off my pants and boxers)
"Hey... nevermind. No, stop. Really."

5/12/2006 01:32:00 AM  
Blogger Luke McIntyre said...

Also, the cheeseburger that's covering my crotch, I'm not holding it.

5/12/2006 01:34:00 AM  
Blogger Brook Taylor said...

You're right, Luke...it definitely is better when you can see your tattoo without the help of a mirror. I still admire the one on the inside of my wrist all the time. Unfortunately, because I'm in such a small conservative town, I have to wear a watch over it when I'm at work. Come to think of it, I probably always will since I'm going into teaching. It's like a symbol of The Man keeping me down or something.

5/12/2006 10:45:00 AM  
Blogger Luke McIntyre said...

What's on the inside of your wrist?

5/12/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Blogger Brook Taylor said...

It's a bass cleft, a treble cleft, and a music note side by side in a straight line. It's a family thing...meaning, there's a long explanation behind it. It's badass though.

5/12/2006 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lloyd: I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

It had to be said.

5/12/2006 11:18:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Killian said...

Luke:
The longer you're in newsrooms the more you're going to realize they're full of plenty of freaks. Tattoos -- there may be plenty, though few as visible as Carla's. But almost nobody who isn't at least a little off center gets into journalism. A good friend of mine calls the profession "the island of misfit toys."
Carla's cool - and the way she dresses and her tattoos are completely in-line with what she does - which used to be working for an alt-weekly and is now trying to make GoTriad feel more like an alt-weekly.

5/13/2006 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous DS said...

Quick Bite

Eats 101

Mr. Eats

Fooding

Must Eat

5/24/2006 04:03:00 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Better than Roadkill

5/24/2006 10:14:00 PM  

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