Terrorist masterminds

Moussaoui to judge: "I was sort of hoping for the matyrdom thing, and I didn't know jail sucks, so I'm not guilty now. This is how it works, right?"

Judge to Moussaoui: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." (catches breath) "hahahahahahaha....hahaha...haha....whooo boy. Good one."

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to Bush: "Want to be pen pals?"

Bush to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." (catches breath) "hahahahahahaha....hahaha...haha....whooo boy. Good one. No, and I am still going to kill you."