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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tom Cruise is a douchebag

The Sun - TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have got to be fucking kidding me.

4/18/2006 01:30:00 AM  
Blogger Brook Taylor said...

along those same lines...

4/21/2006 12:22:00 PM  

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