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Friday, July 20, 2007

Newsflash: Bush is/has an asshole

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.

President Bush will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney for a few hours Saturday, a spokesman says.

Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 1/2 hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.

You see, in order for the doctor to fit a tube up there, Bush is required to pull his head out of his own ass. It's technically illegal for him to do so as a professional politician, so he's assigning Cheney to fill in during the procedure. Cheney is so deep up his own ass that he's coming back out again, so I think America will be okay. The "okay" we've become used to anyway.

But really, say it out loud. "President Dick Cheney." Doesn't it just give you chills? And night terrors?


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