Newsflash: Bush is/has an asshole
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.
President Bush will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney for a few hours Saturday, a spokesman says.
Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 1/2 hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.
You see, in order for the doctor to fit a tube up there, Bush is required to pull his head out of his own ass. It's technically illegal for him to do so as a professional politician, so he's assigning Cheney to fill in during the procedure. Cheney is so deep up his own ass that he's coming back out again, so I think America will be okay. The "okay" we've become used to anyway.
But really, say it out loud. "President Dick Cheney." Doesn't it just give you chills? And night terrors?
President Bush will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney for a few hours Saturday, a spokesman says.
Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 1/2 hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.
You see, in order for the doctor to fit a tube up there, Bush is required to pull his head out of his own ass. It's technically illegal for him to do so as a professional politician, so he's assigning Cheney to fill in during the procedure. Cheney is so deep up his own ass that he's coming back out again, so I think America will be okay. The "okay" we've become used to anyway.
But really, say it out loud. "President Dick Cheney." Doesn't it just give you chills? And night terrors?
posted by Luke McIntyre at 7/20/2007 05:28:00 PM
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