A penguin and a polar bear are sitting on an iceberg. The penguin yells, "No Soap Radio!" They both jump in the water.

Monday, April 30, 2007

South Korean sentry-machine-gun-robot-death-tron

South Korean son - Dad, why can't we walk on the 38th parallel?
South Korean father - Well son, a long time ago people put so many mines along the border between North and South Korea that no human can ever cross it safely again.
South Korean son - And why can't we go to Seoul?
South Korean father - Well son, Seoul belongs to the machines now.
South Korean son - Dad, has no one running our government ever seen Terminator?
South Korean father - Nope.
South Korean son - How about Robocop?
South Korean father - No.
South Korean son - WarGames?
South Korean father - Never heard of it. Why?
South Korean son - No reason. The toaster wants more bread, by the way. You have 30 seconds to comply.


Blogger C. L. Lowrance said...

Made by Samsung!

Next, the Motorola T-500. It's candy-apple red, has polyphonic ringtones, and cannot be escaped.

4/30/2007 09:17:00 PM  

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