A penguin and a polar bear are sitting on an iceberg. The penguin yells, "No Soap Radio!" They both jump in the water.

Thursday, August 24, 2006


CNN -- PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

If you know anything about the history between me and Pluto, then you know this is a good day for me.

PLUTO - 0 LUKE - 1

What's up now biatch?!?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you and Pluto have a history, shouldn't the score be higher or is your history more like a soccer game, which is to say gay and popular in europe?

8/24/2006 12:54:00 PM  

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