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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Lance Bass: I'm gay

"I didn't know this...but N'Sync is gay. I can tell by your reaction you're a little shocked, aren't you? Well, they are gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay. They may not know they're gay, but they are rooty, tooty, fresh and fruity. And I don't know who their manager is, but he's gay too." - Lewis Black

NEW YORK (AP) -- Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star.

Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity.

I'm not sure what to make of this. It's too obvious to joke about, but too funny to ignore. The headline by itself cracked me up, but there's also the goofy looking picture they used. Then again, he's just a goofy guy. What person is named after two nouns? Lance Bass.


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