What am I doing up at 2:30?

People often ask me, "Luke, what is cool?" There's no easy way to answer this, or, I should say, there's no real way to make you understand how to be as cool as me. But, perhaps we can compare and contrast to give you a slight feel for it.

For instance, reenacting the "You've lost that loving feeling" scene from Top Gun in a crowded lunchroom and getting a date to the prom, cool.

Doing the same thing on stage without making sure that the girl is actually in the audience, not so much.

And don't ever do this.