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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Attention white people, I have an annoucement

"S. Robert Lichter and Daniel R Amundsen undertook the time-consuming task of content analyzing television news stories from 1972 to 1992. They found that stories about Congress and policy matters fell nearly 20% while stories about Congress and scandals increased 400%.

... Television, with its fixation on stories of sensational wrongdoing, with its ability to incite visceral reactions from viewers, and with widespread public reliance on it for news and information, is in all likelihood the most dangerous medium in the minds of those who worry about public perceptions of our political institutions." - Hibbing and Theiss-Morse, "The Media's Role in Public Negativity" (emphasis mine)

Television news rots your brain. News stories, like election ballots, are better when they're put on paper.

Also, Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11.

Eat it, bitches.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, George Bush hates black people, meaning he hates Jesus

12/17/2007 09:27:00 PM  

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